slutdust:

when someone you really like is really mean to their followers

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gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

redkiteslongnights:

gaycomalfoy:

in 8th grade i came out as bisexual by posting a facebook status saying that i had 83 protons 

hell yeah bismuth
i mean look at it

does that thing look heterosexual to you
i thought not 

This is my new favourite story on the internet.

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free-mywilly:

themugglepeasant:

alonsysweetie:

thelionandthellama:

if you ever think you’re awkward when asking someone out, remember that there’s this guy

do you wannafucking date me or something you faggot

If I’m not asked out like this at some point, I will be very dissappointed. 

Do you want to do something where you get unlimited access to the D and stuff?

i feel like i just read a future conversation of me trying to ask some one out.

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